Meet the Players
Meet the men that put their blood, sweat, tears, and most importantly fifty bucks into making this the best damn league that fifty bucks can get you.
Bo Chavez, F@$k the Cowboys, two-time FGL champion (2019, 2022) reps Miami's constant disappointment: the Dolphins.
Michael Cohen, Ramshousen!, has found himself atop the standings at the end of the season three times in the FGL (2015, 2018, 2021) repping LA's own dick-nosed Rams ... sadly.
Sean Dower, Concusion Protocol Dropout, Husband & dad to twin girls who keep life interesting, Lifelong Eagles fan (WHY?!!!,) published author, Disney guy, poker player , and someone who always has a new idea or project going. He loves spending time with his family, traveling, laughing at things he probably shouldn't (who the hell dont) and getting way too invested in whatever has his attention a the moment (except for winning at fantasy football)
It's easy! Three founding fathers 2X champion!! (2016, 2020) Steeler fanatic! It's NOT just a game for me. BaNg bANg Stiller Gang (I mean have you SEEN Tropic Thunder?!)
-Alberto Godoy
Kylan Green, The champ is here! Three time FGL champion (2013, 2017, 2025) enjoys long walks on the sidewalk to contemplate just what poor decisions in his life led him to being a Denver Broncos fan.
Arturo Gutierrez, So You Wanna Slay The Dragon? champion 2022, hails from Simi Valley. His crowning achievement: coming up with the longest fucking name in Fantasy Football, and he's still unsure about it? Like Rob Lowe himself Arturo reps the NFL...what's a team again?
Spencer Kohler, You mad bro?, yet to reach the peak of the FGL, much like his beloved Chargers. You can find him on draft nights, shirtless and yelling at everyone to hurry the hell up cause hes got better things to do than take 5 minutes deciding on his 12th pick...or something like that, I dont know??
David Miller, No chance. Coming to us from AZ, sometimes, is competing in his second year with the FGL. He really likes Tight Ends, which I guess is good when you're a Raiders fan, I mean he could want to actually root for a team that wins games, but..to each their own.
Robert Santiago, Eat it from the dak, is the league's best autodrafter, and second most successful Cowboys fan....that's not saying much though.
Dustin Skinner, Da Boyz, two time champ (2010, 2012) just like his Dallas Cowboys, so too is Dustin pining the days of old, riding a 14 year championship drought...at least it hasn't been 31 years..man that would be embarrassing.
Davon Wilson, Get Yo Weight Up, California raised with a Midwest heart. Expect the unexpected and live, laugh, and love every day. [Somehow he's a Raiders fan despite his brother literally starring for the AZ Cardinals...what?!]
Not davon
Eryk Heavyside, Winner Winner Chicken Dinner, Two Time Back to Back champion, (2023, 2024) Commissioner, and only member to boast an undefeated season in the FGL. At least he's got that going for himself, cause God knows the 49ers can't win shit.
IN MEMORIaM
Remembering those that have left us throughout the years.....they're not dead or anything, just dead to us.
- Tim (quitter 2025)
-Mike Nagal (quitter 2025)
-Morrick Calapini (quitter 2026)
-Durell Fowlks (quitter unk)
*Now just imagine your hearing some really sad Sarah McLachlan song and your dog is crying or something...*